R Jane,
Sorry to disturb.
Can me & R Chris come to your party?
R Sal wants us to come. Think she needs the moral support in the face of me mother and father 😉
Me mother mentioned it, but didn’t rate say that we were invited. You know what she’s like: a bit flaky. 🙂
Don’t want to impose of course, but I don’t eat nowt & r Chris is only little & doesn’t take up much space.
So yes, hope to see you soon.
R Kat.
xxx
Him: This… this… this… this… this… this… money… this… this… this… this… this… this… this… not a natural mother… this… this… this… this… this… this… money again… this… this… this… this… Oh yes, and money
Me: This… this… this… this… this… my figure… this… this… this… this… this… actually I’m insulted… this… this… this… this… this… lifestyle… this… this… this… this… this… I think we’re over thinking the situation…
Repeat to fade.
The velvety-smooth tang
Of strawberries and raspberries
Sliding luxuriously down my throat.
And the after-crunch of nuts and seeds
Not quite blended in.
All lovingly prepared by my husband.
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Recipe for Power Breakfast
3 tsp golden linseeds
2 tsp sunflower seeds
1 tsp pumpkin seeds
1 tsp dried cranberries
1tsp dried goji berries
4 whole blanched almonds
A handful of chopped fruit. We like: strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries and melon (any kind)
Put the whole lot in a small jug. Top with pure apple juice. 100% juice, not that concentrated crap… and leave overnight in the fridge to soften.
In the morning, take your hand blender and whizz it all up in the jug.
Then pour into a beaker and top up with more apple juice. Shake before drinking.
Honestly, this is sooooo worth the effort to prepare and it gives a huge energy boost. If you are one of those people who can’t stomach breakfast (like me and my husband), then this is perfect for you.
Oh yes, and this recipe is copyrighted to me.
The sky is salmon pink above the hills.
Streaks of coral light framing the clouds.
Bloodied and bruised
His abscess removed.
Must eat three dinners
To make up for lost time.
She fiddles with her phone constantly whilst talking to me, as though the answers she seeks might be hiding within.
Ahhh, the sweet silence of an empty house after the buzz of activity and people all weekend.
Can we just ignore the washing up and hope it does itself or even goes away?
Look at that bloke over there.
The one licking icing sugar off a plate, so that it falls like fairy dust on to the front of his shirt.
Well, that bloke is my Dad
And I love him!
Curled up on the doorstep
As though he’s sleeping.
Sorry little brown mouse,
My cat is obviously a poor, starving kitten
With no regard for the lives of other creatures.
On fire
Confidence
No courage necessary
Knowledge
Engagement
No bullshit necessary
Monochromatic
Belief
In who I am
In what I know
In what I can contribute
The Plastic Klog 